1.Celine: A sheep a sheep! wait no its a horse...
John: thats a cow.
2. Food on the pier. celine: ALL THE HAD WAS FISH! :(and everything smelled like fish!!! thats the whole pier? wheres the candy store? :O
can we just take a row boat to the lake from the ocean?
were going inland...
so...?
3. What would you do if you saw a sheep and a cow fighting over a turkey?
I think we all decided we would take a cell phone video and put it on youtube.
4. Celine: Woah that horse has two heads!!! :O
no wait, its two horses :(
tina: thats my girl. so smart.
5. Whats the point of rearview mirrors in vans? All ours did was tell us that we were going north and it was 94 degrees outside.
6. *listening to foreign music*
Celine (joking): This is my jam, myspace song right ehre.
Tina: is it?... i kno youre teasing me.
Celine: mom, half the things i say are teasing you. You never even get it.
Tina: are they?
7. Is scotti british? cause it sounds like a british name... i can just imagine her running down a hill yelling "oh im so sorry!"
8. Moms should not say dude. It makes them sound tacky.
9. *Celine and Tina getting frustrated because we cant figure out how to get in the gate*
Celine (after she yelled... joking): Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol. Blame it on the a a a a --
Sarah: STEAK@!!
(lol, i guess thats an inside jokeee <3)
10. One time in Latin Class, we were going over vocab words and Mr O'donnell said, "Ventem means..." and pointed to his stomach. Then Ryan yelled, "FAT!"
it was funny because ventem means stomachh. ;)
Then we arrived at Lake Naciemento. Celine and I went swimming and Robi showed us that Scotti had six drawers filled with bathing suits.
Celine and I lied in the sun for a little bit and Tina came out and yelled "Sarah do u have sunscreen on your back?!"
i said yes and she came out and put sunscreen on my back. lol, well... its not burned :)
Then all the parents went out to their gig and barbeque. Celine and I watched White Chicks with Ben. It was really funny :)
At one point we put out computers on the ground but i have a PC and Celine has a Mac. I dont know how, but we got to tlking and decided they could make a MeeC or a Pac.
When everyone got back from the gig, we decided to play a game. Game closet: Dont make me laugh, Jenga, Simpsons Clue, scatergories. We chose scatergories. By "we", i mean Celine saw scatergories, grabbed it, and started screaming excitedly finding people to play.
While we were setting up the game, Robi was telling us about his animal heads on the wall. "Once a month I get up on a ladder and vacuum them. I think it makes them happy. They feel better."
We got together our scatergories game, made fun of the nerdy losers who didnt kno how to play tehe jk.
Scotti was trying to cheat and she was doing a very good job. lol, scotti is funny <3
So i didnt wanna play scatergories because... well, anyway. I just sat back and recorded answers people gave. haha.
ok, the first letter was "S"
(while writing answers: What does notorius mean? are you gonna tlk about every question? i hate this game; Im quitting. ugh. i cant think of a fruit! strawberries! shoot did i say that out loud?)
1. restaurant: sizlers. scotti just wrote sushi ("im sure theres a restaurant somewhere named sushi!") somethings fishy.
2. notorius people. socrates, tehe thats for katie <<
3. fruit. strawberries, squash. suckleberry ("ok, i kinda just made that up...")
4. things found in a medicine cabinet: some pills. syrup. sinemet.
5. toys. stick. swing. slinky. ("im a toy freak and i couldnt think of one! ah!" "that was my weapon sling shot." "i like the way you think.")
6. household chores. scraping tables. swabbing the poop deck ("if you live on a pirate ship. duh")
7. bodies of water. sea. salt water. ocean. ("i deserve that." "you dont have to play.")
8. authors. Celine: twilight author <3
9. halloween costumes. slutty vampire. ("its number one for girls under a certain age. slutty anything really." ) skeleton.
10. weapon. shanker (Ben: "i think its a shank Celine.")
11. things associated with exercise. bras. sweat. shank.
The next letter was "G"
(conversation during silent writing time: "This ones not as difficult. girls name. what about 'girl?' " "What are you talking about, this one is wayyy harder." "no one should write that. celines probably writing that." "gangsta bird? how did you knoooo?? :P ")
1. sports. gaga. golf. golfgolf.
2. song. girate. georgia. ghost of you.
3. parts of the body. gut. uhmm thats it ;)
4. ethnic food. giros. gnooki.
5. things you shout. go. gawwww. get out.
6. birdss. gangsta bird. great blue heron.
7. girls names. georgiabelle. gine. giselle.
8. ways to get from here to there. go walk. go use your effing feet. going.
9.things in a kitchen. gutting board.
10. villans and monsters. gargoyles. gross dudes.
11.flowers. gladiola. giranum
12. things you replace. girlfriends. gasket.
the last letter is "T"
("Taco Bell here we come." "things in a medicine cabinet. really celine? really?" "Things that are round. Really Ben, really???" "oh gawd. my mom is singing. i should sing too 'BUY MY TOSTADAS! THEYRE NICE AND SWEET!...")
1. resturants. taco bell.
2. notorius people. tony bennet. the todd.
3. fruit. tangerines. tomato ("booo...")
4. things found in a medicine cabinet. tylenol. (Celine [laughing]: uhmm i said uhmm well uhmmm no nothing :) ")
5. toys. trucks. thomas the tank engine.
6. household chores. tidy up.
7. bodies of water. tahoe. tide pool.
8. authors... some old guy.
9. halloween. taco. trex.
10. weapons. tomy gun. tank.
11. things that are round. ("maybe like... nevermind ;)") tostada. toilet seat.
12. (i dont kno what the question was for this but these were the answers people gave. tehe:) tummy tuck. try harder. train.
Then we were deciding where people were sleeping. John: "im gonna sleep outside." Robi: "beware of mountain lions." Celine (reading twilight); "and vampires." Tina: "slutty vampires."
then celine and i wanted to play jenga but celine got reallyyyyyyy mad at me cvuz i kept knocking over the jenga tower. even when we went to put it back in the box. i was holding it and i dropped it. tehe <3
being bored discussion topics:
1. we should text her this *points to writing on phone* and shell probably think we are trying to say fun but forgot the "n" hahahaha :)
2. Whats mine is mine, whats yours is mine.
3. (celine got a drum thing and was trying to sing songs [we had had candy earlier] i was sitting quietly) Celine: "i cant sing when you talk its like buzz buzz buzzzz." Tina: "Celine, stop talking." John: "Sarahs encouraging her..." Tina: "theyve been friends since they were six." Celine: "actually we hated eachother when we were six. i should be a famous drummer. tralalallalaaaaa." Tina: "They would secretly play barbies. Celine was a closet child. Then they would rip their heads off. " Celine: "Bratz dolls head dont come off!" Robi: "Shoot em off!"
Celine's amazing songs at eleven (we had two bags of candy. we were a little hyper. tehee)(all caps are celine):
1. KEITHHHHHH IS BRUSHING HIS TEEEETHHHH! [doug was brushing his teeth and celine thought his name was keith ahahhahahahahahaha. nobody told her it wasnt. and she sang her kieth is brusin her teeth song over and over about fifty times] WHILE I SING THIS SONG, HE IS STANDING NEXT TO JOHNNNNNN! AND STANDING NEXT TO MY MOMMMM! WHO'S A LURK [Tina: ok girls... you can stop now...] IM BEING THREATENED! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS VERY BADD! SO YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER HIT YOUR MOM OR DADDD!
2. THERES A LOTTA MYSTERIES IN THE WORLD
BUT THERES ON THING I KNOW FOR SURE
KEITHHHHHH IS BRUSHING HIS TEEEETHHHH!
AND TRYING TO SLEEP!
BUT HE CANT CUZ IM SINGING HA!
LOTS RHYMES WITH DOTS!
AND IF YOU EAT DOTS
THEN YOU NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH
LIKE KEITHHHHHH!
WHOSE BRUSHING HIS TEEETHHHH!
(this is when she started to wonder if his name was even keith.)
3. John (holding up empty bag of life savers): "this is why..."
SHUN THE NONBELIEVER
SHUNNNNN!
4. Ben: "there was this old guy at their gig who kept yelling for country music."
Celine: "lemme sumarize country music for you:
I HAD A DOG BUT THEN IT DIED
SO I WENT BACK HOME TO TENNESEE
TO SEE MY DEAR FAMILYYYY!
thats country for ya ^^^"
4. USA STANDS FOR US SAY AHHHHHHHHHH!
5. AT HEART WE ARE ALL JUST A BUNCHA SQUIGLY LINES. dayum thats deep <3
eventually we went to bed. the next morning, we went on the boat. then the jetski with celine and john. the sound a jetski makes on the water reminds me of the beginning of "move shake drop remix"... just saying ;)
after trying adn failing at wakeboarding we went back and started to watch hitch. we decided it was stupid. so we watched blue crush. that is almost the worst movie i have ever seen. i swear. horrible. gawddd
then we went swimming. and home. while packing celine and i were joking and she said: "hey sarah. guess what rhymes with hump!"
me:"hmm, bump, jump, lump, glump..."
Celine: "MORE HUMP!!"
ahhh celine i love youuu
Discussion while Road Tripping Home:
1. John: "look celine. more sheep!"
Celine: "shut up."
2. where to eat. paradise store. they were out of food. some drunk people came in yelling about how they were hot and they needed beer. i got pushed into a stack of candy. as we walked out we could hear them yell, "GET ER DONE!"
lol
3. We are all going to need to go to therapy after this to recover.
I had a great time. :)
