2009!!!!

its very exciting! actually right now im watching a car be auctioned off very quickly. the auctioneer sounds like he's singing bcuz he's going so fast! hahaha. ok, now its new years and this is actually exciting. ryan seacrest just sed "we're going to do all sorts of exciting things here in time square like count backwards!" lol.

oooo. this is my new acronym my friend showed me:
omfgrotflmaowy
well. u can find many common acronyms in thins: omfg, rotfl, mao( my ass off, that one's not so common) and wy is with you.

so if u put it 2gether its
oh my friggin god roll on the floor laughing my ass off with you.

thats how I say lol. haha
ok. now i bid u adoooooo. i hope you have a merry holly jolly happy exciting extatic wonderful year! if u can think of more adjectives that are good feel free to imagine that i wrote it in the previous sentence. =]

i love you all!

xo Sarah
<3<3<3
^.^ :-)

So this is my final post of 2008

the year has come to an end. i actually dont see what the big deal is about 2009. i mean nothing will change for me except that i will be writing the wrong date on everything for a while. really more will change for me when the school year is over. idk, iguess its like, whoo 2009! we're one year closer to the end of the world. im going to make an end of 2008/beginning of 2009 poll. pleez vote in it. i know some of u only read these posts in emails. pleez click on "sarah" below or go online to www.trexs-lil-sis.blogspot.com to cast your vote. ill see you all next year! btw, i plan to post a messge at exactly 1201 on january 1 2009 saying something really cool, i havent decided what. but i think ill think of something by the time january 1 rolls around. ok thank you!
i love you all babycakes

xoxo Sarah

Hamlet 2

So I was watching hamlet 2 with my parents and we actually made it to the end without taking out the movie and throwing it away. At one point my dad suggested it, but we convinced him it would get better. It never did, but I got to watch the whole movie. it wasnt as funny as i had hoped but it had a few good jokes. im not going to quote the movie because this is a family friendly website.
now im watching the best movie ever SYDNEY WHITE !!!!!
quote: "There is no way that a pirate is cooler than a ninja!"
"Ninja's live like monks. Pirates get bootay. End of discussion"
"I think we can all agree that a pirate ninja would be like the coolest thing ever. "

haha. This is a great movie. lol =]

My Day in LA

So, I went to Los Angeles and it was really fun.
Here are a few funny things that happened:

1. we were driving through along streets named capri and san remo. lol there was also a street named sunset but evry town has one of those. (=]).
2. We went to this great Vegan resturant and ordered these awesome nachos. They were so huge that my dad ate the with a fork. This was very funny. i also discovered my love for spinach linguine. It is delicious.
3. We brought Annie some xmas presents and one of them was a shirt from Tracy that i ttly want right now. It said: "Dwight Schrute is my sensai." It also has a big picture of dwight. hahaha.
4. We went to Circuit City and my dad spent the whole time talking to some guy about getting a high definition television. Ya right...That'll never happen...hmmmm...

So it was ya, really fun...

okay.

o right. Polls have closed and people have decided that the chicken crossed the road to meet with a girl chicken and have dinnner at a vegetarian resturant. lol. u guys are gr8...

Merry Christmas

Yes, I'm Jewish, but I can say it anyway. hahaha. what now!?
o, here's a christmas chain mail that ttly made me lol:
CHISTMAS IS CANCELLED! APPARENTLY U TOLD SANTA U WERE SEXY AND HE DIED LAUGHING. THANKS A LOT RETARD!!!!
LOL isnt this funny!!!!! hahahaha. g2g. byeas


have a holly jolly christmas!!!!!

I Got This in An Email And I Thik It's Hilarious

Some of you may not get some of them, but they're funny anyway. lolol

The Difference between Christmas an Hannukah:
Now, if anyone asks you what the difference is between Christmas and Chanukah you will know what and how to answer!
1. Christmas is one day, same day every year, December 25. Jews also love December 25th. It's another paid day off work. They go to the movies and out for Chinese food and Israeli dancing. Chanukah is 8 days. It starts the evening of the 25th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Chanukah starts, forcing them to consult a calendar so they don't look like idiots. They all have the same calendar, provided free with a donation from the World Jewish Congress, the kosher butcher or the local Sinai Memorial Chapel (especially in Florida) or other Jewish funeral home.

2. Christmas is a major holiday. Chanukah is a minor holiday with the same theme as most Jewish holidays. “They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat. “

3. Christians get wonderful presents such as jewelry, perfume, stereos, etc. Jews get practical presents such as underwear, socks or the collected works of the Rambam, which looks impressive on the bookshelf.

4. There is only one way to spell Christmas No one can decide how to spell Chanukah, Chanukkah, Chanukka, Channukah, Hanukah, Hannukah, etc.

5. Christmas is a time of great pressure for husbands and boyfriends. Their partners expect special gifts. Jewish men are relieved of that burden. No one expects a diamond ring on Chanukah.

6. Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Chanukah. Not only are Jews spared enormous electric bills, but they get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.

7. Christmas carols are beautiful...Silent Night, Come All Ye Faithful. Chanukah songs are about dreidels made from clay or having a party and dancing the hora. Of course, Jews are secretly pleased that many of the beautiful carols were composed and written by their tribal brethren. And don't Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond sing them beautifully?

8. A home preparing for Christmas smells wonderful. The sweet smell of cookies and cakes baking. Happy people are gathered around in festive moods. A home preparing for Chanukah smells of oil, potatoes and onions. The home, as always, is full of loud people all talking at once.

9. Christian women have fun baking Christmas cookies. Jewish women burn their eyes and cut their hands grating potatoes and onions for latkes on Chanukah. Another reminder of our suffering through the ages.

10. Parents deliver presents to their children during Christmas. Jewish parents have no qualms about withholding a gift on any of the eight nights.

11. The players in the Christmas story have easy to pronounce names such as Mary, Joseph and Jesus. The players in the Chanukah story are Anntiochus, Judah Maccabee and Mattathias; whatever. No one can spell it or pronounce it. On the plus side, Jews can tell their friends anything and they believe they are wonderfully versed in their history.

12. Many Christians believe in the virgin birth. Jews think, "Yossela, Bubela, snap out of it. Your woman is pregnant, you didn't sleep with her, and now you want to blame God? Here's the number of my shrink".

13. In recent years, Christmas has become more and more commercialized. The same holds true for Chanukah, even though it is a minor holiday. It makes sense. How could the Jews market a major holiday such as Yom Kippur? Forget about celebrating. Think observing. Come to synagogue, starve yourself for 27 hours, become one with your dehydrated soul, beat your chest, confess your sins, a guaranteed good time for you and your family. Tickets a mere $200 per person. Better stick with Chanukah!

lol wasn't this hilarious! well, some of it. whatevr. merry holidays!

Polls Closing In Two Days: Not much time left to vote!

So I had a big day today. At first I was gonna go to the mall to hang out with Ryan but then a buncha other people wanted to come and then some couldn't come and then they could and eventually it was gonna be me going to the mall with Jor and meeting Austin and then meeting Ryan and Elijah and then Celine came and then Jor left and then Cody came and Ryan and Elijah left. Well, it was fun and we had a gr8 time. I got this adorable new jacket with my Pac Sun gift card from my Bat Mitzvah. It's white with random blue lines all over it. It also says, "Famous Stars and Straps" on the pocket. I know! adorable!!! Well, it was really fun and i had a gr8 time with all my friends.

Parker's Bar Mitzvah

So this morning was perker's bar mitzvah. i ont know him that well, but he's friens with hannah and celine and tanner and others... he has come to services evry saturday these past two months to fit in his seven services requirement before his bm.
i go 2 services evry saturday morning and he had been there almost evry week. i also noticed that he came to the november bat mitzvahs.
(vanessa, ellen, celine, me)so he came to mine and i wasnt ma or anything cuz technically, evry1 in the congregation is invited to evry saturday morning service. he didnt come to my party tho. i was planning on going 2 services 2day anyway but sometimes im not able to make it. last week ,tho, his mo and my mom were talking and she sed that it wud b good if we came to parker's bar mitzvah. i wanted to go 2, cuz a buncha my friends were going cuz he's a sevie and they're sevies. It was cool seeing my friends during winte break and celine and hanah and tanner were there 2! (cuz they're his friends...like i sed) it was cool and he had a band at his luncheon so that wuz fun...
he has some party 2nite but im not going. it starts at 8, so it'll probly b cool, but whatevr. my rents also have a christmas party to go 2.

some background: one day celine an i were leaving sunday school. jared's mom, sheeba was picking him up and she only knew celine, not me. (=P) she asked celine, "oh, is this your babysitter?" lol! celine and i r like besties and she's 6 months older than me. she got very unhappy about it and yelled at sheeba about how she was older and blah blah blah... jared thot it was funny and so did his brother eli. now, this happened a long time ago, but at services one year 4 the high holy days, i walked by eli and he saw me and sed, "you're the babysitter!" ya, he didnt forget.

so today, my parents have their party and they want me to invite a friend over. of course i forgot and knew wud call some1 at the last minute. duh...=] but 2day at lunch my mom asked celine if she wanted to "babysit me 2nite". it was kinda a joke like thing, but celine was super excited. i guess its funny how i was "the babysitter" and now...she's babysitting me. goood times...
whatevr, she's gonna pass out on my couch anyway, lol

=]

Winter Break

Wooooooo! its winter break! aka chritmas break to the majority of the people. or hannukah break to those special ones (like me!). or kwanza break to... well, im sure someone thinks of it like that. we cuz call it holiday break at school but some people are extremely unreligious. mr. odonell likes to call it "Particple Break". he thinks that the meaning og like and the meaning of christmas is participles. "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause" lol whatevr.

That's hot...

Last year: Hannah montana took the school by stormed with her coture scarf, her fabulous hair and her complete awesomeness. She radiated greatness and awesomeness and evry1 who saw her was mesmerized by her famousness.

yes, Last year i went as hannah montana for twin day. katie and i have different color hair so we wore hannah montana wigs. i was in the yearbook with that wig on 4 times. ok, maybe only 3.. but still it was cool. This year, katie and i knew we had 2 b even better. And, we wanted to wear something cute and not look like losers like last year. (lol loooooooosers) (insider) (1 <3 insiders)
katie suggested miniskirts and white shirts for this year. of course, as some of you may remember: 4 halloween this year i wore a pirate hat, a white shirt and a black miniskirt. I didnt want this to b my only costume; as cute as it was. if i wore that 4 twin day, it wud b like i wear the same otfit 4 evrything and just acerize it differently. o right, the outfit also includes these fabulous black srunched leather boots i got at payless that i wear as often as i can. =] so i love this outfit 4 2 reasons:
1) i love wearing skirts. its really fun. idk y, it just is.
2) ms thompson and ms brown tried 2 dresscode me (the rule is that ur shorts or skirt has to be longer than the tip of your middle finger) the slkirt looks really short cuz the boots have heels and make my legs look long. here's what happened on halloween
ms. thompson: "ummmm, miss... ur skirt might b a little too short. "
Me: "No no no! lok! look! look!" (i put my hands down and show her that my skirt is long enuf)
Ms. thompson (impressed): "you're perfect. "

Yes! those are the 2 reasons y i love that skirt and shoes and shirt outfit.

As u may know, the recent weather has not exactly been "summer-like" . i miss summer so much. i hate homework. anyway, it wasnt supposed 2 rain on friday, but it had been freezing evry other day so we decided to wear skinny jeans. which i also love. they ended up looking really good with my boots.

Katie and i went this year as...
PARIS HILTON!!! we were hot!!!

the rest of the school was ttly jealous of our awesomeness. i wore my hannah montana wig and kt just left her hair bcuz its looking really blonde rite now. we wore white tshirts that we had written "that's hot" on. this is like paris's catch phrase. i think she coined it but i dont know. she always se it and there's a whole line of clothing devoted to it. yes, they make whirts that say thats hot in big letters on them. (I also liked the shirt brittney spears and others had that sed, "obama is my home boy" i really want 1. gasp, hannukah is coming up. i wonder what i will get...*hinhint* lolol jkjk) we wore dark skinny jeans and leather boots. we also had BIG sunglasses from wet seal and hoops.
in first period, ms conway came in, who shares the room with my geometry teacher., and she sed "are u brittney" . i shook my head and sed "Paris"
"ohhh" she sed "i wonde which one wud b more upset if u thot they were the other. " lol, ms conway is funny. jordan ses she is always telling the class about her dates and jordan told her "ms. conway, if u get married. dont change ur name. cuz we're not good with names. " lol jor's funnay.

so, paris hilton was awesome and got tons! of compliments. it was fun. i found out who my true friends were cuz the recognized me without seeing my hair or my eyes (very well). these r the ones who knew immediatley:
eliozabeth
agnetta
michelle
graham
max
eric
joe
katie( of course)
shayna
sofia
cody
jaycee
and some others. i was a little surprised.
it was really fun and a buncha peepl told me i looked goo as a blonde and this one guy (not gonna say his name) sed "wow sarah. u look really good blonde"
Ahhhhh! he thot i looked good. it ttly like made my day. kinda. and some other stuff. like evry1 loving the buckeyes my mother prepared. at the end of the day, i had 2 go to p.e. and take evry thing off. i cudnt wear my wig.. boohoo. after school when i changed back into my clothes, i didnt want to put the wig back on, so i just had my fierce heeled boots, my awesome shirt, my awesome sunglasses, and my awesome earrings. i got 2 take pictures for the yearbook and ill put some on facebook l8r.

xoxo Paris

Astrocamp Memories. Ahhhhh.

So when i was at astrocamp we had an ugly counselor contest. the winner was emo carl or something. the contest was ttly set and arranged b4, but it was still funny. his final words wen excepting his award :
"if life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?"
it was awesomely halarious.

so then i was watching madtv 2day. they had some christmas (never channukah!) special where they showed all these christmas skits from past years. one of them was emo elmo. if you leave him alone to long, he startss cutting his arms. it wa reely funny. he had these emo quotes and one of them from last year was:
"if life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?"
i ttly freaked out when i heard this! my parents thot something was rong so i explained it to them. they didnt think it was that cool so maybe u wont either. =[. whatevr i just had 2 write about it.

right now, im watching saturday night live. hugh laurie(house)(duh!) wa the host. he has such a heavy british accent, it's cute! i had no idea. u can never tell on house. there are some girlls from "the bronx" interviewing him for some sketch. they're saying (in a new york accent):
"i wish we had accents. =[ hey, say something in British. "

its funny.

now house is singing silent night. g2g. byeas.


ok

The Nutcracker at the Arlington

I went to see the nutcracker 2day cuz a buncha my friends were in it. it wasnt that bad. =] evry1 did a really good job. i found out that i was in a ballet class with courtney jade vanessa aryanna olivia and some others. when i ws 3 and 4 my class was called "creative movement". yes... 4 real. when i wa 5 it was real ballet.
i told isabella i used 2 be a ballerina and she sed," wow, so u can wear toe-shoes now!". she thinks im still a ballerina. i had 2 explain 2 her that i stopped dancing. she was dissapointed cuz she wanted me 2 b her ballet role model or something like that. she loves 2 dance.

im gonna leave now. ok...

My Walk Home

You would think it wouldn't be that interesting, but... here it goes.
I started walking on harold out the back of the school. i took the scenic route through brenner and down willlowglen. i was uessing that graham and max wud b hanging out outside my house. b4 i got home tho, i saw like 8 sevey boys on grove playing "invisible rope" in the street. i went to hang with them nd well... we hung out (kinda). then l8r we went to joe's house and i ended up leaving. thats my story. there's kinda more but im not gonna wwrite it. =]

g2g. im playing scrabble with paige on the internet.

hi again

Im watching drillbit tailor. like, the lamest movie evr. it really sux, but im watching it anyway. peepl r sliding on the ground cuz there was a fire alarm and the ground is covered with water. it looks like a lot of fun.

dr. illbit. lol, actually, this isnt relly that funny.

im not anorexic.

hey its me. y aknow, me. so shayna and alyssa. there's no competition and im not using u. i just want to havve lots of friends bcuz that way, wen i want to hang out with someone i dont just call the same person repeatedly. i hope you accept my appology and i luv u all!

i got my laptop! g2g. hebrew school! yah! =[
byeas. i hope you have a pleseantly fun day.

btw, who saw that english video?! lol. it was awesome. i'll ttly quote it l8r.

ahhhhhh

Hi!

Sry its all in really big writing! i dont know how to turn it off. =[. whatevr, maybe it'll b easier to read 4 some of you.=]

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i hope uve enjoyed this and pleeeeeeez vote in my poll.

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Who wants to see that...?

I was in PE today and we were playing flag football. Usually I love football, its the flags i hate. =[

i was wearing them low on my shorts cuz i wanted to seem like a straight up G. (lol) all the "bad kids" are in my class and i try to seem like a cool gangster eight grader (yo). hehe my awesome gangsta ness! lolol ( i wonder if gangsters say that. )

Anyway, so i was playing against some boys and some1 passed me the football. i caught it and ran. someone tried to pull my flag. Evry1 yelled at me 2 keep running cuz the guy didnt get my flag. then the next guy tried to get my flag and "accidently" pulled my shorts instead. Eventually, he got my flag off.

i didnt even notice that my pants were lower than before. Some girl came over to me and pointed out that i had been pantsed. omg, sooooo embarassing.

The worst part: i was wearing my pink and purple striped granny panties. greeeeaaaaaatttttt. =[
=P.

At least i wore undies! lolol

o right im a gangsta:

yoyoyo. whatta whatta. booyaa.

lol hehe

Sarah <3

Thanks for voting in my poll guys. =]

She chose Brittney! thank god! vanessa would just stalk and and try to marry her. paris is so smart. i <3 brittney. she's awesome.

speaking of brittney, who saw her documentary.
Britney Spears:
for the record.

did it talk about kevin? did it talk about her mom? did it talk about jaimie lynne? did it talk about her dad? did it talk about drugs? alcohol? bipolarness?

no no no yes no no no.

well, it was kinda funny.

so now im watching "Barbara Walter's Most fascinating people of 2008 Preimiere"

did u know that sarah palin actually said that she can see russia from alaska? lolol i need that as a bumper sticker. btw, the most common halloween costumes of 2008: sarah palin, indiana jones, angelina jolie, and some lost character, and of corse:

HANNAH MONTANA!

lolol. heha(not like a donkey)(if u think that ur an ass) lol jk

tom cruise is so full of it.

i was tryng to talk to my mom today when she was "working". i made some joke about how "my life is so hard, and nobody listens to or understands my feelings, *tearteartear*."

she sed"you are so full o shit, it's amazing."

thanks mom, i love you 2.=]

i was sick 2day. 4 real this time. i woke up at 7 and was like, what the hell am i doing up this early? then i felt sick and ran to the bathroom so i cud puke in a toilet 3 times. i called my mom who was at work and she forced me to drink seven up. its disgusting! i hate soda! more than i hate food!

anyway, it made me feel better and then i was ttly inspired. i put on white soccer sox and an oversized white shirt. i also threw on my kanye west shutter shades and danced around the house with a remote control in my hand trying to sind. it was kind of risky business, but it was worth 1t.
l8r my mom got home and i asked her to take a picture of my awesome outfit, but she cunt figure out how to work the camera on my fone. i was like, 'fine, ill do it myself.' i danced infront of a mirror and ill show the awesome pics l8r.

yes, this is what i so when im sick and cant go to school cuz i dont want to puke on evry 1.

barbara walters," we are back with the most fascinating persoon of 2008. okay, you guessed it. but who else could we choose besides president elect barack obama."

and with that closing word, i leave u to rest my head pon a white cotton pillow stuffed with feathers from- well, idk where the fluff comes from. poor animals.

i wonder if they make vegan pillows.

ponder this as u sleep.

"Yes we can."

My Day

life is pretty boring these days. That's why I'm pretty sure u wont care what I have to say. But, here it goes. Here's my usual schedule:



645 am awaken, view the bright shining sunshine and whine untill my mother forces me to go take a shower.



7-715 get an outfit. it takes forvr because i can never decide what to wear and i always say to myself,' today cud be really important and u dont want to risk it by wearing something bad" at the end of the day, i always realize that nobody notice commented or glanced at what i was wearing. in fact nobody glanced at me.



725 pretend to eat breakfast and stash the food when my moms not looking. im never hungry anymore and i hate forcing myself to eat. i hate food. =]



745 finish homework that i told my mother i finished last night. (oops!)
convince her it was n honest mistake.

755 Try to get out of the house but some1 always has to go to he bathroom. its nevr me cuz like i told u, i didnt eat.

815 Get to school. my mother attempts to connect with me on a deep intrapersonal level. doesnt she understand im a teenager. my dad stopped trying.
NOBODY understands me and my needs. wawawa.

820 i finally get out of that car. thank god, 2 much love in there 4 me. her comments as i leave the car:

1. I love you Sarah. (oh god, i try to escape)

2. (she cought me) Make good choices. (this is supposed to be a classic joke. idk where we got it from but i think we were channeling lindsay lohan and her mother, jamie lee curtis, in freaky friday.)(now its just getting old)

and her final comment before she leaves me, hannah's favorite cuz my mom ses it too loud:
3. Pull up your pants!

yes she ses it soooo loud. we had a leadership event and i was getting out of the car. hannah and izzy were sitting there and my mom ttly yelled, "PULL UP YOUR PANTS!" hannah cracked up and so did izzy.

821 Put up flag. try to findsome1 i knew so i wudnt b such a loner.
i always have this fear that 1 day ill nevr find some1 and some gangster will eat me. untill 2moro... hmmmmm.

830 Go to math yawn!!! ms brown attacks us with geometry and locks us i her dungeon untill 919 when the bell saves us from our mathematical death!

920 Get to latin. mr odonnell makes horrible latin joke.
(i.e. how did arnold shwarzenegger get to work? he took the senatoribus! haha. im so funny)
its crazy torture! i cud tell u what senatoribus means but it wud- well, i dont want to risk anything.

1012 go to history! thank god 4 history! it never changes . it never gets harder. u just learn what some people did and when they did it. its like a book. i <3 the revolution!

1105 get out of history. as awesome as it is, the last 5 minutes are horrible. the teacher always runs us to the bell. her clocks are set to a different time each day. ahhhh!
science. *yawn* sit rite in front of teacher next to my bff agnetta. science goes by really fast... thank god.

1158 LUNCH! im always hungry cuz i nevr eat breakfast. then i have some water and my hunger goes away.

1220(ish) leadership. goes by fast. i just stare at ian all day. =]

1247 english. fun, goes fast. easy. yumm!

230 the rest of the school gets to go home, but i get to go to PE yah! =[ i think mr. sprague hates me. whatevr. all that means is that i dont get 1 of those hot-ass bracelets. whatevr

320 torture is ovr!!!!! yah! get home! walk as fast as i can so i dont get eaten. pray until i get home and then want to take a nap.ahhhh...

BUT WAIT!!! when i get home. i get to write thank you notes and do allllllll my homework.=[

630-ish dinner(stash it) hehe pretend to eat. have some water and maybe a brocoli floret. dessert. mayb some mandms(wow, i jst realized how anorexic this post makes me sound. hmmmmmmmmm??????)

1000"bed" ya right. hehe. blog. lol

this is my life. i know that none of u care, but i write for me, so i dont die a mathematical, scientifical, latinal(?), ar PE-ical(?) death. whatevr. i survived today...

barely


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