Thursday, October 30, 2008

Sara Jessica Parker

I had one of those dreams last night where u know ur dreaming but u hope ur not cuz that wud mean u actuallly had a ttly awesome party in ur sleep.

anyway, it all started with me staying up late last night cuz i had academy. i got home at 9, ate dinner at 10. and u cant go to bed right after dinner... so i stayed up and watched sex and the city while my mom fell asleep playing solitaire with herself on the computer. so i was thinking about my bat mitzvah party and what to wear and should i go shopping for a dress with celine on sunday etc. i was also busy watching s.j.p. and her 3 friends who nobody really cares about. around 11, i went to bed and stayed up studying my hebrew for my bat mitzvah.

then i fell asleep with my hebrew in my lap, but i woke up around 1230 and put it away. then i fell asleep and had a dream...
so i came home and every1 sed Surprise! and i sed wow! and we partied 4 a long time. i went inside and hung out with sara jessia parker, who had come to my party. every1 was swimming and eating(bad combo) and having a good time. so i was sitting with sjp and she was talking on her cell phone. i decided to take a nap wondering how much fun it will b to go to school and tell every1 how fun it was. then my phone started ringing and i thot oh, some1 will get it. then it rang again and i heard some1 yell Sarah get up and come to your party! i finally got up only to realize that it was all a dream and i was sitting in my bed. i looked over and my phone was next to me with a note that sed
had to go to work early, will call u to get up.
i quickly called my mom and appologized 4 not answering the fone. se was fine and sed it wasnt a big deal. after that i listened to the message she left and they were her saying
Sarah. wake up.
in this aggrivated tone of voice like she was really really mad. now she's here to take me to school and she's fine so i guess ill just go to school.

Moral of the story:
never combine: late night hebrew classes, late night dinner, torah hebrew, and sex in the city.

byby

It must not have been clear, but my last post was about Caroline Burt.

i have a costume! its soooo cute. does any1 have an eyepatch. i think im just going to make one out of like, felt or something.

Hannah Koper is allergic to bees!
it really sux that no one who actually reads this was there so nobody understands how halariously funny that is! whatever. next time u see hannah go up to her and say,
"hannah. you're alergic to bees?"
it will b sooooooooooo funny. especially do it if im standing right there. omg. i can wait.

1 day left to vote in my poll!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Caroline is my new favorite person.

Ah, where to begin with caroline. first of all, she went into her grosss spider filled closet yesterday to get an old halloween costume 4 me. isnt that like the sweetest thing evr or what?
she also posted a lot of comments which u know i love!
o btw. those of u who voted im a ttl flirt (trevs), thats ur problem! actually its good to know. i guess, in some weird way.

pleez post comments with ideas 4 what my next poll shud b, bcuz this one will only stay on my blog un till halloween. in case u didnt know, the current results are :

sometimes: 2 votes, 50%
Ttly: 2 votes 50%

i also know that one of those sometimes votes is my mother who was only saying that to b nice. so the correct results are:

sometimes: 1 vote 33%
ttly: 2 votes 66%

i dont know if any1 is commenting well i write this but if u r thank you! i will post the final results of my poll and my new poll on october 32. i will also have great stories to tell about halloween. i was gonna go with kt cocoa and damien, but instead im going with cleine and jared and jared's friends. maybe its the other was around. id ont really know. but i have so many great memories from last year i cud share...

mayb i shudnt cuz damien and kt and cade and elle and chloe and joe and cody might all get mad. but i will tell u this. we sat around till 1am eating candy, watching that movi accepted (u kow the 1 with justin long, the guy who is the "mac" and jonah hill from superbad) and playing truth or dare. ah, good times.

anyway, i thrive off my memories bcuz i dont remember anything anymore! last week i didnt remember thursday or sunday at all. my life is just so boring! so i need to have fun this halloween or ill die!

o, my mother thinks i shud spell check, but this thing dosent have a spell chack. mayb she cud spell check it herself if it makes it easier for her to understand.

caroline is a wonderful person and my current bff bcuz she's there when i get to school evry morning and quit choir. she is also kind caring funny and thoughtful.

<3

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Cody

Codycodycodycody.
Cody and I used to not be friends. I know *shock* right? Well now we r and we will be 4evr, cuz we're going to highschool 2gether. There's a lot of great stories I could tell but she wud get mad so i will only write a poem:

Cody cody she
never smells like feet cuz she
likes her phone and me

Yah! i wrote a haiku. i was ttly inspired by this poetry book im reading for english class and ive decided to become a poet.

haha. ya right. mayb ill do thot after i become the first woman on pluto, which isnt even a planet.

Speaking of english class, yesterday, we got to imagine what life will be like in the future!

it was lame but then we read this story about a house that ended up dying, yes the house dies, and it was really sad bcuz there were a few lines in the story about this dog and then it just fell over and died. it was really sad.

cody is a wonderful person and has a lot of cute clothes whic she leaves at my house so they can become my clothes.

wth?(what the heck?)

Yah People Voted In My Poll!

I dont know who voted tho, but im guessing they were some of my ttly flirty friends. my mom voted for sometimes! can u believe her? anyway, 4 those of u that dont know, the poll is the little multiple choice question over there---->
not to b confused with pole.

g2g to school.

idc (i dont care)

goodbye ya'all
(i wonder how u spell that)

Monday, October 27, 2008

Agnetta: My New Favorite Person

Agnetta is my new favorite person bcuz whe rsvped to my bat mitzva and she commented on my blog.

o ya, trevor commented 2 whatevr. luv ya trev!

anyway, agnetta
what can i say about agnetta?
agnetta
oo this like a poem.
oh! ive been inspired im going to write
a poem
about agnetta.
where should i start?
i may never know
but
here's
the
end.


i hope u enjoed my poetry. i thought it was beautiful.
agnetta. u say her name like ah-nyett-ah. it is not ag-net-ah. only stupid teacher substitutes and freaks who dont know her say it like that.

ooh! i thought of a story to tell.
one time we had ms. surian in english clas and she was like
"ag-, ag-, ag-,"
until agnetta was like
"its an-yett-a!"
then she got to guerdon's name
(its pronounced ger-don but on the role sheet they couldnt fit his whole name so it says: Smith, Guerdo. it makes him sound mexican)

anyway, so ms. surian was all
"goo-, goo-, goo-er-do?"
and he ws just like
"call me gurdi"
then she sed,
"gurdi?"
and he sed,
"gurdi."

i dont know why subs care so much what ur name is. its just gonna b, u over there, stop talking! or something like that.

Then a few months l8r, we had ms. surian again only it was 4 a different class.
she saw guerdon's name and sed,
"oh no, its that name again."*sigh*
before she bothered trying to say it,
guerdon sed,
"gurdi."
she didnt even repeat it. she just continued down the role sheet.

ok, i ttly just looked up at the title of this post ad thot,
"o right its about agnetta."
whatevr

another name i always mess up is kavi's.
ive known her since i was 4 and she always sed, kall me kavi.
its pronounced like kuh-vee.
anyway, i thot it would b fun to try to say kavita, cuz she was the first person id met in my entire life who had an Indian name.

(sry tracy, but having friends from india, who live in india, and have an indian name doesnt count)

anyway(wow i say anyway a lot), kavi would always get mad at me and try to teach me how to say it but i never cought on. i wonder if i spelled cought right. i thot it had an a in it. whatevr, if any1 asks, i did it on purpose. so kavi adn i would get in fights at daycare and thats y we're not bff's 2day. (there r probably phter reasons, but that 1 is important)

agnetta has a cool halloween costume. wow, she's my bff.

Friday, October 24, 2008

I'm a Flirt?!!!!

So as you may know, i have a facebook account. there's some application on facebook called the "secret box." i got a message saying that there was a secret about me inside the box. i had to tell 5 secrets to get the key to my box. i wrote lame secrets like
"cody
cody is awesome!"
so i cud get my key. i finally got and read my secret. This is what it sed:

"Title: So I was hanging out with her the other day and I realized...
Secret: She's a total flirt!"

Me! A flirt! just cuz i flip my hair smile and wink at guys when i go out... jkjk.

i hadnt been on facebook for a while so i didnt know when the secret was written. i also ttly cudnt remember who i was hanging out with the last weekend. i really have no idea hoo wrote but know ill just ask everyone:

Do u think im a flirt? comment below. pleez!

so ive decided 2 create a acronym. 4 those of u who dont know what that means, ill give u some examples:
jk lol rotfl idk
get the idea? so my new im slang is...(drumroll pleez)...

idgaf
i dont give a f***

here's another 1

idc
i dont care

ill let u know when i think of some new ones, but 4 now.

goodbye internet!
<3

My Dad is Crazy!

I'm so glad its weekend. the week was so long! im so glad its over. i get to go to chittick's oneg 2nite. my mom made lemon bars but i helped. they're sooo good. of course justin palmer's mother was there so she gave all the xtras to justin! i was so mad, cuz i got like 2 crumbs! it was so not fair.
So who saw cody's website? i thot it was cool but u shud c 4 urself. i dont know the link, but cody probably does.
So everyone was pantsing eachother. it was funny but then ms bradley came over and told us it was sexual harrassment and pantsing some1 = automatic suspension. that was how travor got suspended. he pantsed alex.
i wonder how u spell pantsed pansted panted pansed. idk
so my dad must b getting old. he was playing poker on the computer and he fell asleep. it was like 9 at nite and he was in sum tournament. After like 20 minutes i decided he shud wake up. i woke him up and it turned out that he won his tournement, he wrote a note to the people he was playing against about how they were so bad he beat them while he was sleeping.
the next day it was 3pm and my dad was playing poker online again. he feel asleep again only this time he didnt win.

goodbye internet!
<3

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Barack Obama Doesn't Want Change

Barack Obama was recently seen referring to a cup of coffee cup as half empty. the so called "optomist" was clearly captured by cell phone camera (the footage is currently circulating youtube) calling a coffee cup "half empty". computerized images show that the 5 ounce cup was filled with 2.57 ounces of coffee, making it mostly full. the cell phone footage shows barack sitting at a table in a cafe. a lady with a pitcher of coffee asks sen. obama if he wud like her to fill his cup. he replies,
"yes pleez. as u can see my cup is half empty."
we know from our research that his cup was not half empty and sen. obma is now officially...
a pessimist.

Barack Obama was also seen at the same cafe claiming he didn't want change. the senators campian slogans have been about bringing change to america. from this recent event, we have discovered that sen. obama does not want change. there is footage captured on a phone's camcorder that is currently circulating youtube. in the footage barack obama is interacting with a cashier at the cafe were he was also seen referring to a mostly full coffeee cup as half empty. their conversation went something like this:

Cashier: "Your total comes to $17.56."
sen obama hands her a twenty $ bill.
sen. obama: "Keep the change."
"You don't want change?"
"No, I dont."

It is now obvious that senator obama is a pessimistic hypocrite who wants the united States of America to remain exactly the way it is.

Note: The man in the cell phone camera footage looks extremely similar looking to Keegan Michael Key, the Madtv cast member who has played sen. obama in all madtv political sketches.

<3

Celine

She's sitting on my couch watchig tv with my mom. Thats all she ever does. jkjk. she comes to my house to eat my food and hang out with my mom. she loves my mom. i think whe only likes me cuz of my mom. right now we're all watching snl with paris hilton. its lame and i dont know if she thinks any of it is funny, but what ev. i showed her my bat mitzva dress i got today and she didnt say anything. she s probably just tired. sheeee likeeeees toooo writeeeee thingsssss withhhh aaaaaa lottttt offffff letteerrssss. i think she thinks its fun. idk. it think its hard and takes to much effort and is too slow. now theres something on saturday night live about bear city and celine's all,
"its not even funny."

it was pretty lame. so sarah palin is hosting snl tonight. i hope itll be funny. its the real sarah palin.

iiiiiiii hoppeeeeeee itsssssss funnnnnnnyyyy.

<3

Friday, October 17, 2008

Yah its weekend!

I cant believe it finally friday. thank god.

today in leadership, we had a guaest speaker. it was haley's dad. he's a sheriff and he showed us embarassing pictuers of haley. there was one of haley and her brother and ian asked, "which one's haley?" it was really funny.
then we asked him to show us some defense kung fu or whatever they teach in the sheriffs department. damien volunteered to help him demonstrate. he held damien in some sheriff position where u cant move. it wasnt supposd to hurt, but it looked funny. we all left laffing about damien getting beat up by a cop.

after he beat up damien, he showed us his handcuffs. it was kinda boring after that, but whatever.

i went to the $ dance at lunch. i had to go because leadership was in charge of setting it up. i stood behind the speakers the whole time and watched ms wilson yell at ppl 4 grinding. it was funny .

the dance ended up pretty lame. but whatev.

byeas

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Katie

Katie McCall.

There r no words to desribe her. She is like no one else. Katie has colorful hair. It was blonde, then red, then blondish-red. im not sure what color it is now. i dont even think whe knows or remembers.

Katie and i have many memories together:

1) that sign on hope terrace

theres a sign on the corner of hope ave and hope terrace that ses hope terrace. i wus walking with her (and probably chloe, i cant remember) one day and she(they) told me to sit on the sign. she danced around and when i wasnt paying attention she pushed me into the grassy shrub that was behind the sign. she was laughing and now that i think about it, its pretty funny, but i was pisd. there were so many bugs and i cudnt get up cuz i was wearing a backpack. it was fun tho.

2)looser

im not gonna write this story cuz its mean and she'll go crazy mad... at me... and the wolrld


katie, if u really hate this, ill delete it. bu remember u were the one who wanted me to write about u.

<3

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Academy

I am going to academy soon where they will rob my brain of all and any important meaning i've found in life and fill it with useless ideas that i am forced to learn. its torture it tell you!!!!!!!!!!!

ok. its not super horrible, but i have to carpool and i hate carpooling with any1 but my bff's celine and cody and my crazy sisters. (Sorry mom and dad.)

Who saw house last night? bromantic right? it was adorable how cute wilson and house look together. Then he finds out his father isnt really his father. its was a little late!

wHATEVER IM A REALITYTV JUNKI. PARIS HILTON'S my new bff is the best show on the friggin planet. doesnt any1 on the show understand that they can only be friends with her for a few months because after that she'll hav to drop them to have another season of her wonderful show.
idiots,

omg, so i was sitting quietly by myself in english class working on my essay when alongs comes rude loud nick who sits next to me. i tried to ignore im but he had so many questions about harriet tubman and barbara frietchie and how to turn his computer on and what i think of the new dress code and how i could b suspended for what im wearing and how to spell antebellum (or antibellum) and blah and blah and blah. I wanted to yell shut up at his face, but eventually hart and duffy and hannah came and sat next to him and he was able to ask them all his questions.

btw, whats up with "the new dress code". it sounds excatly the same to me as the old dress code, but i think it might b a little bit different. o ya and that whole section of crap about having to have all articles of clothing hemmed, here's why.
Some girl got suspended for a day because her skirt was too short. the mom got all pistoff bcuz she didnt want this on her daughters permanent record. seriously, if the girl is such a slut that she wears supershort miniskirts, nobody's gunna care about her permanent record besides her mom. but anyway, the mom argues that the fray on the bottom of her daughters skirt was long enuf to meet the dress code.
so now we cant wear anything that isnt hemmed.

agnetta and i say...

REBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

we're all planning on wearing ripped denim shorts withspaghetti strap tank tops with gang signs on them on monday when the dress cody is going to start being enforced. we're also gonna get socks that r high enuf that they go under our shorts.

im not actually gonna do it. ill just tell angetta i forgot. but she can get suspended. ill just feel a little bit bad.

g2g. btw note 2 self:

bring p.e. clothes tomorrow and figure out locker combination. or ask ms. bradley for combination.

<3(cody says thats a heart but i just dont see it)

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Yah I emailedppl about my blog!

Sry I dont have anything to write about . o waiT...









I MIGHT GET OFF CRUTCHES TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure if i will, but i hope so. oooo i cant wait. o ya, pleez comment.

Yah! I got a blog!

I know the url is lame, but nothing else was available. sry trace. ill change it if u reely want. omg i dont know what to say. Whatever i'll just keep typing until something cames to me. o ya... wait no nothing. whatever. if i think of something ill write l8r. im just so excites i cant think straight.