Barack Obama Doesn't Want Change

Barack Obama was recently seen referring to a cup of coffee cup as half empty. the so called "optomist" was clearly captured by cell phone camera (the footage is currently circulating youtube) calling a coffee cup "half empty". computerized images show that the 5 ounce cup was filled with 2.57 ounces of coffee, making it mostly full. the cell phone footage shows barack sitting at a table in a cafe. a lady with a pitcher of coffee asks sen. obama if he wud like her to fill his cup. he replies,
"yes pleez. as u can see my cup is half empty."
we know from our research that his cup was not half empty and sen. obma is now officially...
a pessimist.

Barack Obama was also seen at the same cafe claiming he didn't want change. the senators campian slogans have been about bringing change to america. from this recent event, we have discovered that sen. obama does not want change. there is footage captured on a phone's camcorder that is currently circulating youtube. in the footage barack obama is interacting with a cashier at the cafe were he was also seen referring to a mostly full coffeee cup as half empty. their conversation went something like this:

Cashier: "Your total comes to $17.56."
sen obama hands her a twenty $ bill.
sen. obama: "Keep the change."
"You don't want change?"
"No, I dont."

It is now obvious that senator obama is a pessimistic hypocrite who wants the united States of America to remain exactly the way it is.

Note: The man in the cell phone camera footage looks extremely similar looking to Keegan Michael Key, the Madtv cast member who has played sen. obama in all madtv political sketches.

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